Pokey - Slammer - Whole - Prison - Jail

Those are all names of a place I have NEVER been.

YET..the people at my office, well that's another story.

One girl that is white and thinks she's gangster black..especially when she talks about prison..has her baby daddy in prison/jail again. This whole thing is distrupting her work performance. First thing this morning she's still 6 minutes late and she's on the phone with the attorney talking about the $7500 bond to get him out. Now mind you he just got out, on "tickets"..I find this so hard to believe..so SHE is trying to hurry and do this before his PO finds out.
OMG this stuff is SO out of my vocabulary. Crazy stuff.

And NOW, it seems some other woman be calling the attorney..the tears, the phone calls..Can I fire her? It's getting close. She's a good worker when she works.